Event 1

[residualforce]

If anyone wants this crab, too bad. I'm keeping it.

[the crab is currently cupped between his two hands and doing its level best to try and twist Magnet's thumb off, but Magnet doesn't seem to notice.]

And has anyone figured out if that stuff out there's poisoned yet? I'm kind of hungry.

[ooc: mods! a megaman tag, please?]

Comments

[remake]

Uh, maybe in Australia.

[Wow super rude!! See if he dies and tells you anything, dude.]

Hey, I'm not the one that's hungry. [That's a lie, he's a perpetually starving teenage boy.] You can go right ahead.

[residualforce]

[He said thx!! look three whole letters and everything]

Three laws, buddy. Gotta preserve the human's well-being before mine. Can't do anything until you're taken care of.

[he lies, too! his laws only apply to wily. can't very well subjugate the entire human race with those pesky things running around, amirite?]