Event 1

[residualforce]

If anyone wants this crab, too bad. I'm keeping it.

[the crab is currently cupped between his two hands and doing its level best to try and twist Magnet's thumb off, but Magnet doesn't seem to notice.]

And has anyone figured out if that stuff out there's poisoned yet? I'm kind of hungry.

[ooc: mods! a megaman tag, please?]

Comments

[remake]

[Pete looks like he's trying really hard to ignore the crab around his own neck.]

Wait, is that a thing we should be worried about? That everything is poison out there?

[residualforce]

I don't know. Should you? Isn't that a thing that happens?

[...wait]

But, hey, if you want to try it. I'm sure it's okay.

[be sure to report back if you end up dying gruesomely, human, kk thx]

[remake]

Uh, maybe in Australia.

[Wow super rude!! See if he dies and tells you anything, dude.]

Hey, I'm not the one that's hungry. [That's a lie, he's a perpetually starving teenage boy.] You can go right ahead.

[residualforce]

[He said thx!! look three whole letters and everything]

Three laws, buddy. Gotta preserve the human's well-being before mine. Can't do anything until you're taken care of.

[he lies, too! his laws only apply to wily. can't very well subjugate the entire human race with those pesky things running around, amirite?]